Liberal Tears Coffee - 12oz | Medium Roast | Whole Bean

Product Description:
Liberal Tears Coffee is a unique blend that will surely awaken your taste buds and leave you craving for more. The 12oz pack of this exquisite medium roast, whole bean coffee is a true testament to the rich flavors and exceptional quality it promises.

Dive into a world of unparalleled taste as you take your first sip of this amazing coffee. Crafted with utmost care and precision, Liberal Tears Coffee is unlike anything you've ever tasted before. But what makes it truly extraordinary is the source from which these tears are harvested. We carefully select tears from millennial coffee shop baristas in the heartland, ensuring that only the finest tears are used in the making of this remarkable blend.

Our commitment to excellence is evident in every aspect of this coffee. We refrain from using tears that come from places like California, Illinois, Washington D.C., and Massachusetts, as we believe in avoiding acidic tears. We also steer clear of tears sourced from locations with subpar water quality, such as Detroit. Our meticulous sourcing process ensures that only the most pristine tears are chosen, resulting in an unparalleled flavor profile that is simply unmatched.

To preserve freshness, we harvest these tears just moments after a President of the United States delivers the State of the Union address. This ensures that every cup you brew is infused with the essence of the political climate and the emotions that surround it. The tears are then expertly roasted to perfection, bringing out the best flavors and aromas that you can savor with every sip.

Indulge in the enticing aromas that fill the air as you brew a cup of Liberal Tears Coffee. Let the smooth, medium roast awaken your senses and invigorate your mornings. Whether you enjoy it black or with a splash of your favorite creamer, this coffee will undoubtedly become your go-to choice for an energizing start to your day.

Liberal Tears Coffee is not just coffee; it's a statement. Embrace the unique blend that combines exceptional taste, careful sourcing, and a dash of political history. Experience the flavors that only these tears can offer. Order your 12oz pack of Liberal Tears Coffee - Medium Roast, Whole Bean, and taste the difference today.