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Liberal Tears Coffee - 12oz | Medium Roast | Ground

Liberal Tears

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Liberal Tears Coffee is a unique and bold blend that will awaken your taste buds and lift your spirits. Crafted with utmost care and attention, this 12oz pack of medium roast, ground coffee is sure to delight coffee connoisseurs and political enthusiasts alike.

But what sets Liberal Tears Coffee apart from the rest? It's not just the flavor; it's the story behind every sip. We handpick these tears from a select group of millennial coffee shop baristas in America's heartland. These tears are not your average tears, mind you. We steer clear of tears from regions known for their acidic and bitter tones, such as CA, IL, DC, and MA. We also avoid areas like Detroit, where the water is less than desirable.

To ensure the highest quality, we harvest these tears mere moments after a POTUS State of the Union address. This timing allows us to capture the essence of emotions, perfectly preserving the freshness and intensity of the tears. Each sip of Liberal Tears Coffee tells a story, harnessing the passion and fervor of those who shed them.

This medium roast blend is carefully crafted to provide a smooth and balanced flavor profile. With just the right level of caffeine, Liberal Tears Coffee offers a gentle pick-me-up and an invigorating experience. Brew it hot or enjoy it over ice, and indulge in the irresistible aroma that fills the air with every brew.

Liberal Tears Coffee is not just a beverage; it's a statement. It symbolizes the resilience and determination of those who stand for what they believe in. Whether you're a conservative or a liberal, this coffee brings people together in appreciation of its exquisite taste and the stories it represents.

Savor the unique experience offered by Liberal Tears Coffee - a blend that transcends boundaries and brings joy to your daily routine. Get your hands on our 12oz pack of medium roast, ground coffee today, and discover what it truly means to enjoy a cup of Liberal Tears Coffee.

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